• Despite the many times I've tried to have a truly good night at a night club it just becomes an emotionally destabilising night because you don't have an outfit in your cupboard that makes you look as sexy as you want to feel, you spend a weeks pay in one night, get slapped on your arse by random drunk guys , have the fear of not making it home alive because of a taxi trip, and nearly always end up running into an ex boyfriend and having to deal with that emotional baggage.
  • I wish I did enjoy them but I'd rather spend the time at a bar or at a house party.
  • Now I'm home all I want to do is talk about my feelings but no one is up to listen

viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

(via jpierrepontcriss)

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

(via doyouwanna-milk-my-goat)

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